My life problems are completely solved, except of course for how to spend my soon to be acquired $10.5 Million dollars!  It seems that good old Ben Bernanke has a cool bit of money that needs to get deposited into my accounts.  Here is an (unedited) copy of the email he just sent me.  I had always figured Ben could spell and use good grammar, but I guess math is his thing.  

CONTRACT FUND CREDIT FROM BANK FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD

We received the instructional letter to credit $10.5million to your account We wish to let you know that all charges are waived for the sucess of this contract fund to be credited into the your account. Your respond is required to enable us credit your account without any further delay and you are also required to get back to us with the reconfirmation of your banking particulars for we to know if what we have in file is correct and to avoid crediting your fund to wrong account.

CONGRATULATION TO YOUR CONTRACT FUND.
Please be fast on this matter.
Thanks and God bless you.

Regards,
Ben S. Bernanke
Chairman Federal Reserve Bank New York,

I am still not sure what contract I am getting a refund on, but hey, who am I to turn down a multi million dollar credit?  So if this time next week I am not answering my phone any more you will know why.

In the mean time I think I will keep selling houses and doing loans.  Speaking of which, who wants to list a house this week?  I have room for one more!

(Hope you got a smile out of “Ben’s” letter, and no, I don’t believe a letter of it.)